From a friend, via an e-mail list:
In my own theological opinion, any
Supreme Diety who says no to peanut butter because it may in some
convoluted way be considered "leavened bread", yet looks upon "passover
sponge cake" and the thousand other clever work-arounds and exploits
available, and says "you got me on that one, go ahead and eat it"
should give up Rulership of the Universe and re-apply as patron diety
of the IRS.