This is a test.

For the next sixty seconds, this journal will conduct a test of the Emergency Eljay Posting System (EEPS). In the event of an actual post, you would have been instructed to duck, cover, and meme tag everyone on your friends list. However, since this is only a test, you are hereby instructed to do nothing.

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Thank you. This concludes this test of the Emergency Eljay Posting System. This is only a test.

Oh, and I'm back in Portland for a couple of weeks.