UserInfo Update: My Other Other Blog

I've changed the "homepage" link on my LJ profile to The Ocean Names of Night, which is basically a creative journal - meditations, mysticism, random thoughts, and (currently) my ongoing story "The Queen's Courtesan" (aka "Lesbians from Outer Space!"). My political blog is no longer linked at my UserInfo page but may be found on the sidebar of my LJ, along with a link to my sister's poetry under the title "Wilderness Vision".

Gender Stereotypes Meme

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A LESBIAN
1. Is it a date or just coffee? I'm always getting confused.
2. First serious relationship ACTUALLY led to the use of a U-Haul.
3. Ex-girlfriends = friends for life.


THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GAYBOY
1. I love smoothies.
2. Favorite expression: "Faaabulous!"
3. You should see my wardrobe.


THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A STRAIGHT CHICK
1. Zero aptitude for sports. I was born without a sports gene.
2. 5 bars of scented soap + 3 scented candles + 4 bottles of shampoo (herbal varieties preferred) + assorted hair conditioner, skin conditioner, and hand lotion = current inventory.
3. A secret passion for Lisa Frank stuff.


THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A STRAIGHT DUDE
1. Rock and roll, dude. The louder the better.
2. I'm really, really good at using maps.
3. Never dated men. My sexuality is not "fluid".