THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A LESBIAN 1. Is it a date or just coffee? I'm always getting confused. 2. First serious relationship ACTUALLY led to the use of a U-Haul. 3. Ex-girlfriends = friends for life.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GAYBOY 1. I love smoothies. 2. Favorite expression: "Faaabulous!" 3. You should see my wardrobe.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A STRAIGHT CHICK 1. Zero aptitude for sports. I was born without a sports gene. 2. 5 bars of scented soap + 3 scented candles + 4 bottles of shampoo (herbal varieties preferred) + assorted hair conditioner, skin conditioner, and hand lotion = current inventory. 3. A secret passion for Lisa Frank stuff.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A STRAIGHT DUDE 1. Rock and roll, dude. The louder the better. 2. I'm really, really good at using maps. 3. Never dated men. My sexuality is not "fluid".