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2007-02-07
... just cries out to be somebody's creative writing assignment.
An astronaut, a wig, a trench coat, a black duffel bag, a high-powered BB gun, a steel mallet, a buck knife, three to four inches of rubber tubing, several large plastic garbage bags, $600, six latex gloves, and diapers.
Write.