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asher553I’m at a public talk, and somehow I'm up on stage with the speaker. And the speaker says something like "these spiders can tell you're not vaxxed" and these 2 big spiders wrap their legs around my wrists. And I'm like "OK that's cool, now can we please get these damn tarantulas off me?" The spiders let go and skitter across the surface of the table, and they shed their black fur and turn chrome-metallic in appearance. And I'm like "Wow, metal tarantulas. That's so ... so metal!" [88]
